RULE OF THUMB #27

Rule of Thumb #27:

If you eat a lot of spicy food, don't be surprised if you have a night of insane dreaming.

For instance, if you decide to have a few beers, eat some spicy crawfish sushi, then have a pizza topped with spicy Italian sausage, don't wonder why you ended up in Wonka-land while you're sleeping.

RULE OF THUMB #26

Rule of Thumb #26:

Never bet on anything that you have deep feelings for.

This is exactly why I refuse to bet on Western Kentucky and Notre Dame sports. I also refuse to bet on the Braves and the Raiders. Everything else is free game!