Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Rule of Thumb #???+1

RULE OF THUMB

Know your enemies.

If you know that your desk at work is your enemy (like I do), get to know it a little better by laying your head down on it and taking a nice, long nap. Your bosses won't mind too much!

Monday, December 08, 2008

Rule of Thumb #???

RULE OF THUMB #???

No matter how tempted you are or how much you've been anticipating a call, do not pull your cell phone out of your pocket while standing over a toilet.