RULE OF THUMB #33

Rule of Thumb #33:


I call this the "Hooker" Rule of Thumb...

If she's hot, she's probably a cop!

RULE OF THUMB #32

Rule of Thumb #32

Its not about being lazy, its just about not caring.

This is a derivative of Peter Gibbon's statement "Its not that I'm lazy, its just that I don't care" from Office Space, one of my all-time favorite movies, and lines. Sometimes people get called "lazy" without substance. I know I've been one of those people, but I've never really been lazy, its just that I don't really care about what I was supposed to be doing.

RULE OF THUMB #31

Rule of Thumb #31

If it helps you get some booty, then its not really lying. Right?

After all, that's what its really all about!

RULE OF THUMB #30

Rule of Thumb #30

Its always better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

Believe me, I've been in both positions. I've actually almost quit a job, twice due to someone being a complete bastard and forgetting where the men's room is.