RULE OF THUMB #5

Rule of Thumb #5:

Don't get angry while playing video games.

First of all, it's stupid! (My wife has told me this a thousand times) You just look like more of a moron if you're yelling at the TV and throwing a temper tantrum because you can't get past level two of a thirty level game. Secondly, it gets expensive! Really, do replacement controllers have to cost $35? It's amazing how many pieces those things shatter into when they're thrown against a concrete wall!